The Lyrics To The "Haunted, Inc. End Credits Song" Revealed

HAUNTED! INCORPORATED! HAUNTED! INCORPORATED!

Hot Damn! This is the plan!
We gonna catch them freaky ghosts just as fast as we can
'Cause we the man
Well, I guess we can't be the man because we is plural and man is singular
I guess I'm trying to say we are the men

And by the men I think you know I mean them
Oscar Bathhouse and James Patton
Hunting them ghosts just as fast as they can
I don't know why on God's green earth I picked this voice to sing in

Let's not forget about the lovely Wendy
Working with Ms. Crabtrap at the local library
And Darryl and Elroy at the comic book shop
With vast knowledge of ghosts that they're too afraid to stop

And this one goes out to the creature under your bed
The thing that goes bump in the night and all the undead
Consider this your warning, best run while you can
'Cause all the party people are doing the Haunted Incorporated Dance!

HAUNTED! INCORPORATED! HAUNTED! INCORPORATED!

lyrics by Kent Green / copyright 2010

10-12-2010 NEWS

This is the theme song to our brand-new feature film, HAUNTED, INC. Written and Directed by Kent Green and Ernie Rockelman. Produced by Jeremy Cloutier and Emerald Productions. The song was written and performed by Kent Green. Music was recorded at the E.P. Lab and vocals were recorded at Lollipop Recording with engineer Jay Ruch at the helm. copyright 2010

Haunted, Inc. End Credits Song by Emerald Productions

10-10-2010 NEWS

First off, happy birthday to our Executive Producer, Jeremy Cloutier. He is probably in his sixties at this point (hee hee).

The premiere on Thursday night was amazing. Over two hundred people filled the Ritz Theatre and everyone there seemed to truly enjoy themselves. Both Ernie and I got so many great compliments and positive feedback. We've been riding high for days! My ego, however, needs consistent maintenance and cannot run on one night's worth of compliments for long. Time to start thinking about what's next.

So, what is next? Wedding videos. Lots and lots of wedding videos.

Thank you all so much to those who came out to support us. We will always remember who you are and keep you close to our hearts. It is now, when we are climbing that mountain, that we need your support more than ever. When we make it, we'll have plenty of crisp dollar bills and high-end prostitutes to give us comfort. But, now we know who was there from the start. Thanks.

-Kent
- The EP Team

10-07-2010 NEWS

Tonight is the night. Hope to see you all there!